Theory of Relativity: Tainui Style

Loan-SharkThe multi-million dollar relativity top-up is due to hit the Tainui bank account by today or tomorrow.

The Maori king is reportedly anxious that his Christmas payday is just out of reach. Skycity casino are also anxious for more profits!

The thieves Tuku and Rangi will no doubt be using the puppets Rahui Papa & Schaafhaussen to attempt the money grab on behalf of the Maori king.

The sharks can smell the money and they are circling round in a frenzy!

We say keep your dirty Hands Off!


8 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Mere Kuiarangi
    Dec 19, 2012 @ 08:24:31

    Leave our King alone you fools


  2. Smithy
    Dec 19, 2012 @ 17:50:35

    Your king has lost his tapu from being greedy.


  3. Smithy
    Dec 19, 2012 @ 17:52:38

    Along with the motley maori mafia that surrounds him.


  4. rangi
    Dec 20, 2012 @ 03:10:56

    If the king wants to bring tuku back then I’m afraid he is a fool. The lady wanted aunty bobbin as her successor, we were dumb not to follow her wishes. Only a mother knows her son best


    • Tainui on the Web. Eraka's Blog
      Dec 20, 2012 @ 05:37:00

      You are so right. Only his mother knows best – what a dud her son is.


      • Charlie B
        Dec 20, 2012 @ 07:39:56

        He might be a dud but he has got the money honey and in spite of all the defamatory bullshit he is still there. I was born to rule over these dumb muddah wuckas. I am your King and doon you fullah forget it you ungrateful bunch of serfs.

        I heard he was better behaved at the poukai at Waikare the other week. Just as well because like two years ago he was being filmed. Poor old King he is toast and Lazzarus aka (Tuku) will find it harder to to get the sheep to keep bending over for their medicine.

        Thats the problem with sheep they are unpredictable. I mean one day these Tainui sheep might rise up and baaaaaaaa the vipers out of the nest. These idiots in there at present think they are fighting a war when in fact they are just pillaging money that does not belong to them. Its our fucken money!

        Imagine Tainui run by honest people who are transparent and actually run the place without court battles and all this brown on brown bullshit. Dream on!

  5. Sam the Man
    Dec 20, 2012 @ 03:30:02

    Actually she called TeManawa forward in the April prior to her passing and it is TeManawa who has been asked by the elders to step up when Tuheitia was going to abdicate and who accepted. I know this because I was there on both occassions.


  6. Nicholas Lopez
    Jan 06, 2013 @ 00:14:42

    Tumai had queried statements made by Morgan when the King stood, pointed his tokotoko (walking stick) and swore at him.


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