Xmas gift suggestions…

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jet-ski

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Hey consumers, only 5 days til Xmas – every hip kid absolutely must be seen with the brand new iphone 5, or a brand new dirt-bike, maybe even a funky jet-ski, or the ultimate – how about a Mitsi Evo to go rip up a few power poles. All paid for with your money, remember!

Thats what his kids are getting.

The reality couldn’t be more different for you guys.

Your kids can settle for something more suitable for those on a lesser budget:

Jandals!

Jandals!

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6 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Rangatira
    Dec 20, 2012 @ 06:29:34

    I Rekon you shud man up!! and say who you really ARE, and stop hiding behind a false name, you are a joke

    Reply

  2. rangi
    Dec 20, 2012 @ 06:33:05

    My mummy may have brought me jandals but my mummy knows how to stick to her budget. Hehe

    Reply

  3. Frank
    Dec 21, 2012 @ 02:49:47

    Things not gonna change any time soon. fukwit Tuku back in? Dont think so. Tom roa out. Bring on the votin that fukwit is gone to.

    Reply

  4. Katakata
    Dec 21, 2012 @ 09:14:20

    These koreros are as fake as the person writting them.

    Reply

  5. Tuku
    Feb 04, 2013 @ 15:18:30

    FMD! This is funny as! Mate, you witty … I love your ‘orifice of the king’ in the title. Peace out

    Reply

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