Tainui’s top House Niggas for 2013

Dear Friends, 2014 is almost upon us, and we could not reach the end of 2013 without recognizing Tainui’s top House Niggas for the year. They appear in order of importance.

  1. Rangi Wallace Whakaruru – this obeese house-nigga would be at the top of the list every year since he burst into prominence around ’08. Having tremendous influence over that buffoon of a king, and more importantly – the king’s purse – millions of dollars worth of donations have simply vanished into thin air. This fool also acts as the king’s mouthpiece, and judging by the volumes of ‘royal proclamations’, rubbish pretending to be written by the king himself – Rangi has fooled nobody – apart from the royal buffoon.
  2. Tukuroirangi Morgan – needing little if any introduction, this nigga was booted from the executive committee after it was revealed he lined his pockets with huge amounts of tribal money, and racked up millions of dollars worth of lawyers bills while blocking Te Kauhanganui actions and attempting to stop the release of the tribal financial reports from his time as chairman. Despite getting the nigga-boot from Te Kauhanganui for spending all the money, Morgan conned his way back in when he convinced the buffoon of a king to betray Greg Miller. Tuku will never make it to the top of the list while Rangi is around as Whakaruru has threatened to expose details of this nigga’s homosexual activities in case he gets too uppity.
  3. Rahui Papa – the hard boozing, smoking, and gambling nigga makes the list simply because he’s a loudmouth who hoodwinked the Raukawa tribe into paying a $100,000 bribe to the king, the nigga did not pay back $10,000 he took from the tribe a couple years back, and he took money from Morgan’s million-dollar river cleanup scam. What a true house-nigga!
  4. Waikato River Authority – these niggas weren’t even on the radar until they revealed their true agenda – which is to hand over truckloads of cash to Tuku Morgan and his mates. It becomes plain to see that the WRA niggas were hand picked by Tuku Morgan for the job and they performed as expected when their master pulled the strings and they coughed up a million dollars!
  5. Movers & Shakers – this bunch of niggas rises on occasion for various reasons: Mike Pohio pushing his billion dollar con project, Hokimai Chong who bumbled into his very first executive meeting when Tuku Morgan ordered him to get rid of Tom Roa, Parekawhia Mclean still demonstrating her propensity for being Tuku’s patsy, nigga P. Rawiri down on his knees every time he gets a call from Morgan, vice chairwoman T. Mahuta simply for being such a dopey nigga!

Lets see what the new year brings? Can we expect it be any different? God help us!

Happy holidays!

No more open letters from the Maori king this year?

We have been waiting eagerly for more of the open letters from the Maori kingahem Rangi Whakaruru.

We were looking forward to a good laugh reading about conspiracies, depression and despair. The king and his buddies would get enough of despair simply by looking and their empty bank accounts!

Don’t worry! They will surely find a way to blame it all on Roa, Porima, Wilson, and Rau anyway!

Merry Christmas everybody!

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Jesus said: by their fruits, we shall know them

Take note, scumbags, who are enriching themselves with money that belongs to the people.

Its time to audit the Ururangi Trust

The books need to be opened and scrutinized at a Tainui charitable trust.

A Tainui tribal charity has spent donations on gambling sprees, junk food, overseas junkets, and luxury-brand shoes while giving nothing back to the tribe.

It is alleged that less than half of 1 per cent of the nearly $15,000,000 donated to the Ururangi Trust ever went to helping needy tribal members.

The trust – associated with Maori king Tuheitia Paki, convicted criminal Rangi Whakaruru, and the notorious Tukuroirangi Morgan – claims to represent low-income families, the elderly, children and youth of the Tainui tribe.

Instead, donations to the trust have been diverted to the personal activities of a select group of individuals, risking damage to the reputation of the entire Tainui tribal group and tribal members.

The trust has spent the money – $15,000,000 – large amounts of which are missing, and have racked up debts totalling hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Since 2008, Tainui tribal donors have been misled into believing that the trust was acting in the interests of the wider Tainui tribe.

While an unidentified spokesman denies that the Ururangi trust is “broke”, it is reported that the trust is seeking an urgent cash injection from tribal donors in order to cover the Maori king’s gambling losses and Rangi Whakaruru’s pile of debts.

Morgan & Maipi making a grab for the big money

The puppets have been put in place at the Waikato Raupatu Lands Trust and at the Waikato River Trust.

In a system that they created for their own benefit, the greedy scum Morgan & Maipi will be demanding favors from the puppets when they come calling for the funds – they are after millions in the new year.

This is why they needed to get rid of the previous chairman Tom Roa. He was holding them back from all the money.

Warning! Fraudster out on the loose!

Whakaruru is after your money!

Watch out! Whakaruru is coming for all your cash!

Our sources are telling us that Rangi Whakaruru has been cold-calling and promising riches to those individuals who would invest in his marvellous “housing portfolio.” Rip-off scheme is a better name for it.

This is in addition to the multi-million dollar Ururangi Trust rip-off scheme!

We say that this fraudster has already burnt truckloads of the Maori king’s money (the people’s money!) and is selling his lies because they are broke and desperate for cash.

The Maori king’s office has already overspent massively this year. What would you expect from a group of scumbags who have never been held accountable for their actions!

When the fraudster rings you up asking for investment cash in return for lies about future riches – we reckon you should take our great advice by hanging up on this creep and blocking his number.

You have been warned!