The royal brits are on their way…

Sources in Ngaruawahia said the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge would be hosted by the Maori King Tuheitia at Turangawaewae Marae on their April tour of New Zealand.

Come April, when the pathetic bowing, scraping, and kissing of british royal ass reaches fever pitch.

In our opinion, the brit royals are only slightly more useful than our own worthless homegrown Tainui royalty…

But lets hope that the brit bodyguards won’t let the horrible crooked child-abuser Rangi Whakaruru and his legion of house-niggas anywhere near the royal baby!