Tommy Moana: Update

Background of Tommy Moana: convicted of 60 counts of fraud while serving on health board. He altered receipts in order to be paid claims; for example he changed a receipt which read $40, to $400, and attempted to claim the $400. What a jerk. He was soon made bankrupt after being found guilty of commiting the frauds.

Thanks to an insider from the Te Puni Kokiri department, we have confirmed that the chief executive of TPK is in fact the daughter of Tommy Moana –advisor of the Maori king– and this is widely known at the department. We hope that the defective genes of Tommy don’t affect her performance (might have to double check claim receipts!).

Another person has contacted us about Tommy’s days as the treasurer of the traffic officer’s club –where he stole all the money and ended up being sacked! The same source alleges that he tried the same trick when eh stole money from the Waahi Pa’s fundraising activities and he got the boot there too!

Yet another insider accuses Tommy Moana of Clint-Rickards-like sexual indiscretions during his time as a ‘trusted’ member of NZ’s traffic police!

What a colourful past has Maori king’s advisor Tommy Moana!

Reply to Shane

Recently a nice person called Shane asked if  Tommy Moana “has an official job with Tainui.”

We replied:

“Hi Shane, it would appear that Mr Moana would fit in that grey area of “officially unofficial”. Is he there in an official capacity, the answer is no because he is a convicted fraudster. But as a part of the machinery of the Maori king’s circle of sycophants, the answer is a big yes. Ex cop Tommy Moana is well known for beating up his wives over the years. Tommy is known for his manipulative character and dishonesty. He is a practising mormon. We think that the CEO of Te Puni Kokiri is his daughter, but we cannot confirm that tidbit.”

With people like Tommy, Rangi Whakaruru, and co surrounding the bumbling Maori king, its little wonder that Kate & Wills decided not to visit!

We are glad to help. The pleasure is ours!

Some notes about the banning of Native Affairs from Turangawaewae

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  Tuku Morgan, as unpleasant as ever

  TUKU MORGAN teaches ’em who’s got the biggest ego, who’s the boss and who’s got the power!

• ‘Punishing’ the journos over the Native Affairs exposé that revealed the outrageous financial goings on at TKR.
• But what is Tuku afraid of, and what have they got to hide?
• Morgan wanted the truth to be buried —again— sorry Tuku, not gonna happen!
• In effect turning what should have been a routine press conference into a MUCH bigger story.
• Resulting in EGG all over the faces of the Maori king and his goons Morgan, Whakaruru and co.
• Damaging the reputation of the wider Tainui tribe —yet again!
• Morgan’s credibility was lost long ago.
• The heroic Native Affairs reporters having been made the focal point of the story come out smiling from ear to ear.
• In the industry this is called BLOWBACK lol!

MAUI STREET: Our double reality: on being Maori and being political

WAIKATOPOLITX: Kohanga media ban vindictive & suspicious

NZ HERALD: Native Affairs ban ‘not sensible’

Dominion Post: Kohanga censorship not on

PRESS CONFERENCE: Te Kohanga Reo Trust Board chair, Dame Iritana Tawhiwhirangi and Tukoroirangi Morgan take questions from the media.

OPINION: The leaders of the kohanga reo movement gave a rare press conference over the weekend.

Unfortunately it did little to repair the organisation’s reputation for arrogance and secrecy at the top.

Most worryingly, the Kohanga Reo National Trust board barred journalists representing Maori Television’s Native Affairs programme from the event. This was apparently utu for their reports of alleged misspending by the trust’s commercial arm, Te Pataka Ohanga.

With 285,000 children living in poverty…

The Ururangi Trust Limited continues its fraudulent activity’s. Has so far received $15 million from the people of Waikato-Tainui to support beneficiary groups. The Maori king’s charitable trust supposedly supports the following:

(Waikato-Tainui Beneficiaries), Children / young people, Older people, People of a certain ethnic / racial origin, General public, Family / whanau, Children / young people, Children / young people

The reality is that those groups get absolutely no assistance from the Ururangi Trust and the Maori king. Those greedy b4stards. None. Zero. Zilch. Noothin!

The Ururangi Trust – a con, a scam, nothing but a multi-million dollar deception. Little wonder when you have a professional scammer, Whakaruru, running the show.

Lifestyles of the rich and infamous. Its a miracle they managed to fit a lifejacket round the neck of the ‘Hippopotamus’

Orifice of the king pushes for more

In spite of the latest $1.6 million cash injection – the rumors are swirling that Whakaruru and the orifice of the king are demanding even more cash from the people!

P.S. while not forgetting that orifice of the king insiders Tuku Morgan, Timi Maipi, and Rahui Papa orchestrated the recent ‘Tainui Development Authority’ ripoff that scammed a cool million bucks from the river protection fund. These are the same scumbags who barely blinked an eyelid when they squandered millions of tribal dollars on Auckland law firms hardly 2 years ago.

Happy New Year for 2014!

Out with the old year and in with the new!

Predictions for 2014:

• Another year of lies fed out to the people by Tuku, Whakaruru, the Maori king, & the gang of croanies,
• the attempt to demolish the entire Te Kauhanganui and replace it with a governance based on regional districts to continue – they say that the costs to run the tribal parliament are too high (another lie!) but the real reason is that a new structure would be easier to manipulate by the gang of crooks,
• so that even more money can be funneled towards the broke king,
• along with massive spending of the people’s money by Tuku and the gang to continue (millions on lawyers, & themselves) – this is a given,
• in addition to the power-mad Maori king who lusts for the be-all end-all of tribal power,
• obstacles remain – the campaign of dirty tricks to get rid of Roa, Wilson, Rau, and Porima from the executive committee will continue. We wonder what lies Tuku will put forward to achieve this!

As you all can see it will be more or less the same.  We will be there to report all of it.

Happy Holidays!

Happy new year!

Tainui’s top House Niggas for 2013

Dear Friends, 2014 is almost upon us, and we could not reach the end of 2013 without recognizing Tainui’s top House Niggas for the year. They appear in order of importance.

1. Rangi Wallace Whakaruru – this obeese house-nigga would be at the top of the list every year since he burst into prominence around ’08. Having tremendous influence over that buffoon of a king, and more importantly – the king’s purse – millions of dollars worth of donations have simply vanished into thin air. This fool also acts as the king’s mouthpiece, and judging by the volumes of ‘royal proclamations’, rubbish pretending to be written by the king himself – Rangi has fooled nobody – apart from the royal buffoon.
2. Tukuroirangi Morgan – needing little if any introduction, this nigga was booted from the executive committee after it was revealed he lined his pockets with huge amounts of tribal money, and racked up millions of dollars worth of lawyers bills while blocking Te Kauhanganui actions and attempting to stop the release of the tribal financial reports from his time as chairman. Despite getting the nigga-boot from Te Kauhanganui for spending all the money, Morgan conned his way back in when he convinced the buffoon of a king to betray Greg Miller. Tuku will never make it to the top of the list while Rangi is around as Whakaruru has threatened to expose details of this nigga’s homosexual activities in case he gets too uppity.
3. Rahui Papa – the hard boozing, smoking, and gambling nigga makes the list simply because he’s a loudmouth who hoodwinked the Raukawa tribe into paying a $100,000 bribe to the king, the nigga did not pay back $10,000 he took from the tribe a couple years back, and he took money from Morgan’s million-dollar river cleanup scam. What a true house-nigga!
4. Waikato River Authority – these niggas weren’t even on the radar until they revealed their true agenda – which is to hand over truckloads of cash to Tuku Morgan and his mates. It becomes plain to see that the WRA niggas were hand picked by Tuku Morgan for the job and they performed as expected when their master pulled the strings and they coughed up a million dollars!
5. Movers & Shakers – this bunch of niggas rises on occasion for various reasons: Mike Pohio pushing his billion dollar con project, Hokimai Chong who bumbled into his very first executive meeting when Tuku Morgan ordered him to get rid of Tom Roa, Parekawhia Mclean still demonstrating her propensity for being Tuku’s patsy, nigga P. Rawiri down on his knees every time he gets a call from Morgan, vice chairwoman T. Mahuta simply for being such a dopey nigga!

Lets see what the new year brings? Can we expect it be any different? God help us!

Happy holidays!

No more open letters from the Maori king this year?

We have been waiting eagerly for more of the open letters from the Maori king… ahem Rangi Whakaruru.

We were looking forward to a good laugh reading about conspiracies, depression and despair. The king and his buddies would get enough of despair simply by looking and their empty bank accounts!

Don’t worry! They will surely find a way to blame it all on Roa, Porima, Wilson, and Rau anyway!

Jesus said: by their fruits, we shall know them

Take note, scumbags, who are enriching themselves with money that belongs to the people.