Tainui Exec Committee is Filled With Lying Scumbags

Can you spot Morgan’s mouthpieces? Waikato-Tainui is guided by the leadership of Te Arataura, who play an active role in developing tribal policy, negotiating outstanding treaty claims and overseeing operations!

Tainui popularity contest update: It’s a one horse race

In a short time the popularity poll has received loads of votes! Thank you!

A ‘one horse race’ has developed as deposed former chairman Tom Roa streaks ahead of the competition.

The contrast could not be greater when you compare the number of votes received by the group of underhanded conspirators, whose backroom deal saw Roa deposed and the alcoholic Rahui Papa inserted to the chairmanship of the executive. The conspirators are just pathetic blips on the radar: Maori king Tuheitia Paki (6 votes) Tukuroirangi Morgan (5 votes) Rangi Whakaruru (3 votes) Rahui Papa (3 votes) Hoki-Mai Chong (2 votes) Tipa Mahuta (2 votes) Paki Rawiri (2 votes) Rukumoana Schaafhausen (2 votes)

In the meantime voting in the popularity contest is still open, we’ve inserted the poll into the sidebar on the right for your voting convenience. Voting is open to all, don’t miss out on your chance to have a say!

Nanaia Mahuta: Weak & Useless

Mahuta needs to be reminded that it’s an election year and that the people want leaders that they can relate with and look up to. Instead she bemoans the fact that she is powerless to stop the sale of chemical psychoactive substances (aka ‘legal highs’) that are destroying individuals and their families. She is useless.

Mahuta is upstaged by one of the protest marchers, Julie King. Perhaps she ought to take a leaf out of her sisters book —executive committee member Tipa Mahuta— and support marijuana instead. In any case this Mahuta should cash in her govt pension and bugger off.

REPORTER: So Labour wouldn’t ban them?

LABOUR MP MAHUTA: Well it would be a difficult thing to do because the environment is fast changing.

JULIE KING: Thats a load of rubbish, I don’t agree with that. No, I think that they can ban it. They should listen to the people and we say that we don’t want it here. So why is it here?

Way to go Julie King. Don’t forget to vote in our fabulous popularity contest!

Call for mandatory testing of executives for drugs!

Tipa Mahuta

The sweet fragrance of MJ is noticeable at Te Arataura meetings and executive committee member Tipa “KroniK” Mahuta has been reportedly looking rather seedy with a serious case of red-eye lately.

Start off the new year positively. Lets get some drug tests done for some positive results!

Tainui’s top House Niggas for 2013

Dear Friends, 2014 is almost upon us, and we could not reach the end of 2013 without recognizing Tainui’s top House Niggas for the year. They appear in order of importance.

1. Rangi Wallace Whakaruru – this obeese house-nigga would be at the top of the list every year since he burst into prominence around ’08. Having tremendous influence over that buffoon of a king, and more importantly – the king’s purse – millions of dollars worth of donations have simply vanished into thin air. This fool also acts as the king’s mouthpiece, and judging by the volumes of ‘royal proclamations’, rubbish pretending to be written by the king himself – Rangi has fooled nobody – apart from the royal buffoon.
2. Tukuroirangi Morgan – needing little if any introduction, this nigga was booted from the executive committee after it was revealed he lined his pockets with huge amounts of tribal money, and racked up millions of dollars worth of lawyers bills while blocking Te Kauhanganui actions and attempting to stop the release of the tribal financial reports from his time as chairman. Despite getting the nigga-boot from Te Kauhanganui for spending all the money, Morgan conned his way back in when he convinced the buffoon of a king to betray Greg Miller. Tuku will never make it to the top of the list while Rangi is around as Whakaruru has threatened to expose details of this nigga’s homosexual activities in case he gets too uppity.
3. Rahui Papa – the hard boozing, smoking, and gambling nigga makes the list simply because he’s a loudmouth who hoodwinked the Raukawa tribe into paying a $100,000 bribe to the king, the nigga did not pay back $10,000 he took from the tribe a couple years back, and he took money from Morgan’s million-dollar river cleanup scam. What a true house-nigga!
4. Waikato River Authority – these niggas weren’t even on the radar until they revealed their true agenda – which is to hand over truckloads of cash to Tuku Morgan and his mates. It becomes plain to see that the WRA niggas were hand picked by Tuku Morgan for the job and they performed as expected when their master pulled the strings and they coughed up a million dollars!
5. Movers & Shakers – this bunch of niggas rises on occasion for various reasons: Mike Pohio pushing his billion dollar con project, Hokimai Chong who bumbled into his very first executive meeting when Tuku Morgan ordered him to get rid of Tom Roa, Parekawhia Mclean still demonstrating her propensity for being Tuku’s patsy, nigga P. Rawiri down on his knees every time he gets a call from Morgan, vice chairwoman T. Mahuta simply for being such a dopey nigga!

Lets see what the new year brings? Can we expect it be any different? God help us!

Happy holidays!

If you were wondering… it was all staged

It should come as no surprise to you all that the mock execution of Tom Roa as the executive chair should follow closely at the heels of the Maori king’s son’s maiden speech (and what a maiden he is!) with the kid’s shameless propaganda effort to pin the “forked tongue” insult on a man who holds integrity and honesty as his guiding principles. It is little wonder that the Maori king’s own house-n*ggers Morgan and Whakaruru are behind the shenanigans which have seen a man of principle and respect – being dumped and replaced by the bumbling alcoholic Rahui Papa and his drug induced sidekick Tipa Mahuta. The criteria for taking the chairmanship from Tom Roa being not one of respect or the capability to do a good job but resting solely on those individuals penchant for licking the boots and a$$holes of the Maori king, the king’s son, and the house-n*ggers Morgan and Whakaruru. We should insist on drug testing of all the Te Arataura executives.

The crooks now hold the tribal checkbook in their greedy little fingers. Watch as the financial cover-ups and spending on the few elitists goes through the roof!

Like we said…

Rumours of musical chairs at the executive committee… we knew they would attack Roa and it seems that the suckers have taken the bait!

No doubt the fools were spurred along by Tuku’s exhortations that the sky would fall in if they didn’t get rid of Tom Roa from the chairmanship.

Like we keep saying… the puppets are dancing for their lying-tongue puppeteers – the Maori king’s son is right about the forked tongues but not in the context that he envisaged!

Stoner Mahuta

Te Arataura member Tipa Mahuta is seeking the Maori king’s endorsement as she attempts to take over as the chair of Te Arataura at an upcoming vote. Apparently she reckons that she can deliver a guaranteed voting bloc of herself, Rahui Papa, Shaafhoussen, and Miller on any issue that the king wants (means money!) This lot are also working hard on getting Tuku back into Te Arataura. Its been reported that Mahuta enjoys getting high with her mates on marijuana daily, but why anyone would want a dopehead as their chairperson is anybody’s guess. The madness never ceases.