Susan Cullen vs Nanaia Mahuta

Susan Cullen drawing a line across her own neck. An omen foretelling her political future perhaps?

The election inches nearer, and Susan Cullen plans her attack on September 20 against the incumbent Nanaia Mahuta from Labour.

It is obvious that Cullen, despite her millions, hasn’t got a chance to unseat Mahuta from the peasant-ridden Hauraki-Waikato electorate. The best that the Maori Party can do is have a stab at the electorate votes. We’ll say that the move to bring in Cullen is really about making her feel important and she brings a ton of cash to the table.

Of course… these days more than ever politics is about friends with benefits.

Maori Party has a Mahuta strategy

The Maori Party’s newly-selected candidate for Hauraki-Waikato has fired the first shot in the battle for the seat.

Maori Party welcomes Susan Cullen into the fold

Susan Cullen

A week is a long time in politics. The saying rings true as the Maori Party, who were critical of the Mana Movement’s involvement with millionaire Kim Dotcom’s Internet Party conjure up a millionaire of their own.

Our friends called, asking the question “Who is Susan Cullen?”

Let us fill you in…

She’s a rich b1tch who rorted a massive $74.2 million during her stint at the Wananga o Aotearoa. Of course it is no coincidence either that her father, Rongo Wetere, was the Wananga’s ‘big cheese’ at the time —no coincidence at all. (like a Tui’s ad, yeah right!)

Of course, one wonders about the size of the kickbacks received by Mr Wetere while he was raining down buckets of cash all over his own daughter —that must have have been astounding!

The Maori king was so impressed by Cullen’s ability to rip off an organization at such a scale that he convinced Cullen to serve as a director on his own shonky charity, the Ururangi Trust, and help him to rip off the Tainui tribe in similar fashion.

She did take a seat on his board, but the Maori king’s propensity to lose large sums of cash astounded even her. She gave the king a nice excuse and quit the job after just 3 months.

Now the Maori Party have taken her on for the upcoming election. Lets see how that goes —it might be amusing.

Susan Cullen says adios to Maori king

After a ‘lengthy’ 3-month stint, Susan Cullen waves goodbye as a director of the Maori king’s fake charity, the Ururangi Trust.

We can only surmise that after the shocking state of affairs of the company financials were revealed to Cullen she went “Eek!” and fainted with horror. After regaining her composure she decided to withdraw her support and ditch the company – which is going under, before creditors start chasing her for Mr Paki’s and Whakaruru’s huge stinking pile of unpaid bills.

Susan Cullen made her own fortune under suspicious circumstances while at the Wananga o Aotearoa (where her own father paid her $30 $74 million minus kickbacks, no bias there eh!) and she knows full well that the lawyers will be chasing the deepest pockets – they will come after her first won’t they!

Lets see who the next fool is that will step up as a director for the Maori king’s shonky company. It is surely a risky proposition!